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Ok so I failed miserably on the Lemonade Diet. I made it an astounding 6 hours!! I bow to any of you that have made it longer. ON the UP side, the actual lemonade drink is rather tasty.

HOLY COW! I ate like a pig over Thanksgiving-OH COME ON you know you did too!! We are all walking around with little curly pig tails attached to our booties right now.  OINK OINK!

So here is the Lemonade Diet TAKE 2!!  We start in the morning drinking the brine, er uh, delicious lemony fresh soothing beverage.

Maybe if I smear apple pie filling under my nose, THEN drink the stuff, I can fool my head into thinking I am having Apple Pie???

So here we go, again!

Cheers!

I can only imagine the feeling that a sky diver has just before he jumps.  It has to be much the same feeling that I am having right now as I look at the stock pile of lemons, syrup, and pepper………my new cuisine.  This is natures equivalent of DRAINO.  The lemony stuff goes in one end and all of the gunk comes out the other……am I right?????

We will begin tomorrow.  It was suppose to be today but Ray had to go out of town.  Car rides are not a good time for this!!!

Until then I will stare down in to the “Vat O Lemony Brine”  that is my life and hope that I can endure.

Life gets crazy………I have been pre-occupied by a zillion things and have left my poor blog to sit here all alone and sad. I love that a bunch of you great gals have been on me to get something new up here. SO HERE IS THE UPDATE>>>>>>>>

I have lost 10 lbs! I am at 240 now.

My next crazy adventure is “The Master Cleanser”. (by Stanley Burroughs) I just read the book today and am preparing myself for the, um, adventure?? I guess is what we will call it.

So……this involves a diet of water with lemon or lime juice, pure maple syrup, and a pinch of cayenne pepper. Watch how much of the pepper you add!! Right Rebekah?? and pretty much that is all you have. All of the time. From what I hear it is quite “cleansing” if you know what I mean. i have a feeling I will be sticking close to the bathroom for awhile.

Hubby and I plan on doing this for at least the minimum 10 days. Tell me, what nut job plans to lose weight during the Holidays??? UH that would be me.

Follow along………..I am sure I will document the journey.